What fresh hell is this?
So you've given birth and you're thinking the hard part is over, right?
LOL. This is your first, isn't it?
NBC
And then someone mentions that it's time to try breastfeeding.
Maybe it's you. Maybe it's a nurse. Maybe it's your nosy mother-in-law who you're pretty sure just wants to get a look at your rack. Either way, this is happening.
Fox
For some moms, it's the most natural feeling in the world, a fresh baby suckling at the teat.
Columbia Pictures
But you're not a fucking cow. You don't have teats. You have breasts that until this moment were strictly recreational/decorative.
