New baby, new jokes.
An infantry.
Parent #2: "You told me to change the baby."
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Data.
Because they can't dress themselves.
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Unless it is 3 a.m., you're home alone, and you don't have a baby.
Their baby — because he's a little Bigger.
Friend: "It's probably not good to keep a baby up that late."
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A chimp off the old block.
Because they don't make diapers small enough.
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You rocket.
He had real bears.
Parent: "Triplets, actually. I just leave the ugly one at home."
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It was the delivery.
"That's one huge bowel movement."
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It has a rattle.
Manuel.
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She was running out of womb.
In the wee wee hours.
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Bison!